Store Your Data...For a BILLION YEARS!

Now we're talkin'; store those LOST episodes and family photos for a b-b-billion years.

So now we just need to encapsulate all our civilizations' combined knowledge in a vault somewhere with some self-replicating robot maintenance staff who can also train the sentient beings 1 gigayear hence how to read the darn stuff.

I like the comment about not buying it now because next year they'll come out with TWO billion year storage times.